Question 6 for Rub
September 24, 2008

Helmet:  Where are you right now?

Rub:  At work.

Subject: Dude
June 6, 2008

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Helmet:  Dude, You must have popped wood for the entire game last night.

Dude, let me know if you need a ride home.  Also, dude, please remember to bring that ticket for me.  And dude, as previously mentioned, please let me know about the ride dude, we will be leaving around 3pm, dude, so let me know.

Ok dude, talk to you later,

Helmet.

III:  Dude — I had an orgasm at the game.  Orgasm.

I’m hopping on a train home shortly.  Be in touch!

Subject: Hey Guys
May 16, 2008

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Keith:  hey guys, just wanted to say HI.  KEITH

David:  Wow! Hey! David here! Thanks for the greeeting Keith! What a great way to start the day! Good morning to both of you! Did either of you get laid last night?

Keith:  i didn’t : ( KEITH

David: : (  is right!!!

I got laid six ways to Sunday!