Subject: Massachusetts Go-Kart Society Membership Confirmation
May 21, 2008

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III: Check out this organization I just joined…..

Dear III: Welcome to The Massachusetts Go-Kart Society!

You now have access to apply to any one of our eight Grand Prix races across the Commonwelath. Along with that, you’ll receive our bi-weekly newsletter and all our insider tips, training methods and state-of-the-art engineering tactics that have worked for every one of our 48 Grand Prix winners from the past six years!

Go to our website to learn more about what is available to our members
Email us through our Customer Service Inquiry Form Call us at 1-800-GOO-KART

Thank you again for joining The Massachusetts Go-Kart Society. At Mass Go-Kart,speed describes our races, but also our services and benfits..

Sincerely,

Ronny Ranoogae
Director of Membership/Speed

Massachusetts Go-Kart Society

Bunt: Do they hold meetings in Rochester?

Lice: most likely…..

Helmet: Lice, maybe they’ll allow you to join since your house is on wheels.  bunt, i think there’s a height requirment to go on go carts. you can’t reach the pedals so you cant join.

Hammer: Do you think they would let me join . . . I’m not from Rochesta and have a pretty mean driving record

Helmet: i don’t think you need a license to drive go carts, so you’d be in.

Bunt: Plus you’d be right at home in Rochester with your criminal record!

Lice: Whered noozle go by the way?

III: Noozle is probably christening the five-foot binger that he got on tour last fall.

Lice: hes probabaly doing his choke noise routine as we speak…..can someone come up with some spellin for that unique expression? 

oouugghhhiittttt!!!!!!!!!!???????

Helmet: hhwwaaaaggghhhhtttttt

Hammer: AAAACCHHHHHHAAAACCCHHHHH

Noozle: Its actually OOOOoiiight

Thank you all for clogging my inbox with quality material

Helmet: OOOOOoooiiggghhhttttt!

Subject: If This is Real, This is Sick
May 19, 2008

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Jay:  http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/tix/370094840.html

 

i just emailed this pecka head.  if this is true we should split these up in 4 and make it happen.

 

playoffs!

 

i’ll let you know what he says

 

Sr: FLAGGED

 

Jay: Totally

Cam:  What did the posting say? Did you get HAD?

Sr: It said you could get free seasons if you go to the game with “my little cammy.”

Cam: YOU’RE A DEAD MAN!

Jay: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA