Archive for the ‘email’ Category

Subject: Snowdown
December 23, 2008

 

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David:  Snowdown!!  I got the nog!  Wanna get loose???

Sr:  I wanna get loose.

Helmet:  Thank you for making the snowdown official.  If I don’t get some nog soon I’m gonna freak out.

David:  Chowing on some nog right now!  Snowdown!

Muff:  Shhhh…. its a Snowdown!

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Subject: Same Wyche
November 7, 2008

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Muff:  You probably thought the big story was for the Presidency, but you were wrong:

http://www.samwyche.com/

Helmet:  The Farther of the No Huddle Offense.

III:  The bastard was victorious. He knows winning.

Sr.:  YOU DON”T LIVE IN CLEVELAND

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTpuCIT9rZg

Question 6 for Rub
September 24, 2008

Helmet:  Where are you right now?

Rub:  At work.

Question 6 for Bunt
September 23, 2008

Helmet:  Where are you right now?

Bunt:  I’m at my desk at work trying to bring in another $10,000 so I can make some $$

Helmet:  Very decent.

Question 6 for Ando
September 23, 2008

Helmet:  Where are you right now?

Ando:  Wrentham, Massachusetts.

Helmet:  Buying some new slacks?

Question 6 for L
September 22, 2008

Helmet:  Where are you right now?

L:  living hell, aka work.

Question 6 for Sylvio Ve
September 22, 2008

Helmet:  Where are you right now?

:  I assume you mean physically. If so, see map on link below. More specifically, beyond the scope of the map, I am sitting at my desk, typing on my laptop. It is sunny and probably about 63 degrees out.

http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?formtype=address&addtohistory=&address=&city=Twin%20Peaks&state=CA&zipcode=92391&country=US&geodiff=1

good to have the questions back.

Question 6 for III
September 19, 2008

Helmet: Where are you right now?

III:  I am at work… feeling a little stinky…

Question 6 for Mrs. Ve
September 19, 2008

Helmet: Where are you right now?

Mrs. Ve:  At this moment? I am sitting at my desk at work in the Environmental Education Resource Center at Cal State University, San Bernardino, California, United States, North America, Northern Hemisphere, Plant Earth, Milky Way Galaxy.

Question 6 for Ace
September 19, 2008

Helmet: Where are you right now?

Ace:  Somewhere after sleep but before dreaming.

Helmet:  Poetic.

Question 5 for Noozle
September 18, 2008

Helmet:  WHAT COLOR ARE YOU? http://www.crayola.com/colorcensus/history/chronology.cfm

Noozle:  Mac and cheese bitch!!

Helmet:  Yes, I love mac and cheese too, but please answer the question.

Noozle:  Mac and cheese bitch!!

Helmet:  You’re excited about mac and cheese today.

Noozle:  Mac and cheese is the color bitch!

Helmet:  Ohhhh, I see…

Question 5 for Ando
September 18, 2008

Helmet:  WHAT COLOR ARE YOU? http://www.crayola.com/colorcensus/history/chronology.cfm

Ando:  too many colors to choose.

Helmet:  BRO!

Ando:  Jazzberry Jam – Headdie.

Question 5 for L
September 18, 2008

Helmet:  WHAT COLOR ARE YOU? http://www.crayola.com/colorcensus/history/chronology.cfm

L:  mostly green. (plain green is my main color).  sometimes wild blue yonder, orange yellow, jungle green or tan (like a toit tiger).

Question 5 for Rub
September 17, 2008

Helmet:  WHAT COLOR ARE YOU?  http://www.crayola.com/colorcensus/history/chronology.cfm

Rub:  Depends on the season, but my ass is always white.

Question 5 for Bunt
September 17, 2008

Helmet:  WHAT COLOR ARE YOU?  http://www.crayola.com/colorcensus/history/chronology.cfm

Bunt:  You know I’m PERIWINKLE but I also would enjoy being ATOMIC TANGERINE

Question 5 for Fester
September 17, 2008

Helmet:  WHAT COLOR ARE YOU? http://www.crayola.com/colorcensus/history/chronology.cfm

Fester:  BLACK

Question 5 for Sylvio Ve
September 17, 2008

Helmet:  WHAT COLOR ARE YOU? http://www.crayola.com/colorcensus/history/chronology.cfm

:  Flesh

Subject: Dudes
August 28, 2008

Muff:  You guys see this.   decent.

Mud:  Not the type of article i expected to be reading after seeing that headline.

Tubesteak:  I just popped a decent hard-on!!!

Subject: Question 5 for III
August 20, 2008

Helmet:  WHAT COLOR ARE YOU?
http://www.crayola.com/colorcensus/history/chronology.cfm

III:  I’m the color of my badonkadonk – fuzzy wuzzy brown.

Subject: Question 5 for Ace
August 20, 2008

Helmet:  WHAT COLOR ARE YOU?http://www.crayola.com/colorcensus/history/chronology.cfm

AceBlizzard Blue

Subject: Question 5 for Mrs. Ve
August 20, 2008

Helmet:  WHAT COLOR ARE YOU?
http://www.crayola.com/colorcensus/history/chronology.cfm

Mrs. Ve:  Well, my color depends on my mood.  Ordinarily, i am a shade of dark green, like olive or pine or even forest…but sometimes i can even be a yellow or blue….

Subject: Question 4 for III
August 15, 2008

Mud: Click on the speaker symbol next to the word “grizzle” http://www.thefreedictionary.com/grizzle

what do you think?

III:  I think I’d love to have a deep voice like the grizzle man. Also, I think it could be used well in a song… much like the Beastie Boys have that song where they say, “Why I think it’s BOOTY,” except maybe, “Why I think it’s GRIZZLE”

Subject: Question 4 for Noozle
August 14, 2008

Mud: Click on the speaker symbol next to the word “grizzle” http://www.thefreedictionary.com/grizzle

what do you think?

Noozle:  I think there should be a third definition

To attack food items with a large appetite and attitude.  Such food items should include nachos, wings, pizza, anything fried, chipburgers, subs, and any sort of Mexican cuisine.

Subject: Question 4 for Fugaze
August 14, 2008

Mud: Click on the speaker symbol next to the word “grizzle” http://www.thefreedictionary.com/grizzle

what do you think?

Fugaze:  I agree that grizzle should be said with more conviction … grizzle is something to be excited about

Subject: Question 4 for OZ
August 14, 2008

Mud: Click on the speaker symbol next to the word “grizzle” http://www.thefreedictionary.com/grizzle

what do you think?

OZ:  actually, i think he could have said it with more conviction. also, he needs to slow it down. is there any way that you could call the free dictionary and ask that either rusty or shane do the voice over?

Subject: Question 4 for Sylvio Ve
August 14, 2008

Mud: Click on the speaker symbol next to the word “grizzle” http://www.thefreedictionary.com/grizzle

what do you think?

Sylvio:  Mud, I didnt hear anything special in the pronounciation. The guy had a great narrarator’s voice though.

Subject: Question 4 for Mrs. Sylvio Ve
August 14, 2008

Mud: Click on the speaker symbol next to the word “grizzle” http://www.thefreedictionary.com/grizzle

what do you think?

Mrs. Sylvio Ve:  Was that snoop dog?

Subject: Question 4 for Ando
August 14, 2008

Mud: Click on the speaker symbol next to the word “grizzle” http://www.thefreedictionary.com/grizzle

what do you think?

Ando:  I think I’m hungry after hearing the pronunciation.

Subject: Question 4 for Ace
August 14, 2008

Mud: Click on the speaker symbol next to the word “grizzle” http://www.thefreedictionary.com/grizzle

what do you think?

Ace:  A silver platter stacked high with burgers from Mc E D’s.

Subject: Doobage
August 12, 2008

III: Hey Doobage,How was your weekend? I hope it was decent.

Mud: Bro!

Weekend was very decent. How was yours?

Looking forward to Syl’s party this weekend. Lets do a Bronson this week.

III: Guy —

I had a great weekend. Hangin out with relatives and bodysurfing and drinking mainly.

Syl’s party is on Friday — correct?

Also, I wonder if we can score a dunk tank. I think I’m taking Friday off this week and am definitely game for bronnies at some point…

Mud: hombre,

yeah, syl’s is friday according to that email he sent out. Dunk tank!

III: Dude!

Wanna take Friday off and have a rage-a-liscious Thursday > Friday?? Time is running out on the Summer. Maybe get a crew to take Friday off??

How’s the Beirut game doing?

Dude! I got a sick drug rug yesterday. It’s so cool. It smells a little wacky though.

A dunk tank is $150 – $175. I need some concrete figures.

Mud: i’d like to but i don’t think i can… i’ll think about it tonight and see if it’s an option. i’d like to play some F’ing volleyball.

III: Dude — Let’s get some v-ball going then!

Question: Thinking about possibly getting tix for the Newport Folk Festival on Saturday. Trey is going to be there as one of the main acts, and I have a feeling some of the other “boyz” will be there to.

Do you have any interest?

Also, Feastage this weekend!

Mud: Bra,

Not a lot of interested in the Newp Folk Fest… Tons of interest in a volleyball sesh on saturday with possible feast interest. I could be persuaded to go to Newp if their were an extensive crew going, but again, very little interest on my part.

III: Man!

Hey Man, I’d be game for some volleyball > cookout > Feast. I was trying to gage some interest to see if others were interested in Newps. I’m really only interested in seeing Anastasio!

Question: Do you still consider yourself a member of the Jamband Community?

Mud: gustave,

i consider myself a retired member, yes. i don’t actively participate in many jamband events, however, i like to think that my everyday values are the same values shared by the jamband community.

what about you?

III: Meatball,

Yes, I am a member! I feel like part of being a member of the jamband community is going to see live music. (Jambase.com’s tagline is “Go see live music.”) Granted, I don’t see as much music as I’d like to see, but I get out there every now and then.

I feel like you’ve shunned the live music realm as of late. Nothing personal — just an observation.

Mud: you fucking bastard.

III: Hey!! Come on guy!! What do ya say!?!?! Hey!! Come on bra!